- Would I Lie to You? (2007 - ), Season 3: Episode 2.

FERN BRITTON: “This is my tea cozy. I take it absolutely everywhere with me, because I can’t stand a cold teapot.”

LEE MACK: Um, for no reason at all, David, could you just put it on your head?

DAVID MITCHELL: Yeah, alright.

- Peep Show (2003 - ), Series 1 - Episode 2: The Interview.

JEREMY: Are you trying to piss on my bonfire?

- Peep Show (2003 - ), Series 1 - Episode 2: The Interview.

MARK: What does that mean? I literally have no idea what that is supposed to mean!

- The Bubble (2010), Series 1 - Episode 6.

SHAPPI KHORSANDI: Can I just say, what was really touching is finding out Rob refers to you as “my David”.