- Generation Kill (2008), Part 1: Get Some.

PERSON/COLBERT: [singing] Loving you is easy ‘cause you’re bare-chested. Making love to you is all I want to do. Loving you is more than just a dream come true. Everything that I do is out of love for you…

Generation Kill (2008), Part 2: The Cradle of Civilization.

TROMBLEY: Good dump, Sergeant?

COLBERT: Excellent. Shit my brains out. Not too hard, not too runny.

TROMBLEY: It sucks when it’s runny, and you have to wipe fifty times.

COLBERT: That’s not what I’m talking about. If it’s too hard or too soft, something’s not right. You might have a problem that affects combat readiness.

PERSON: And it should be a little bit acid, Trombley. Burn your asshole a little when it comes out.

COLBERT: Maybe on your little bitch asshole, Ray. From all the cock that’s been stuffed up it.

ESPERA: Man, we Marines are so homoerotic. It’s all we talk about. You ever realize how homoerotic this whole thing is?

- Generation Kill (2008), Part 3: Screwby.

PERSON: I’m just saying I’m surprised, is all, Brad. I mean, aren’t you surprised?

COLBERT: Shut the fuck up.

PERSON: I mean, I’m betting that they were thinking that they could just, you know, leave a fully-loaded supply truck laying around. Just like you could anywhere in America, you know? I mean, you park your unlocked car in Detroit, or Baltimore - I mean, your shit’s gonna be there guaranteed when you get back from the day spa with your skin all exfoliated and shit, right? I mean, seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want four hundred pounds of C-4, claymores, and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn’t make any sense. [pause] Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?

COLBERT: I think it’s time for you to shut the fuck up.

- Generation Kill (2008), Part 1: Get Some.

COLBERT: We kicked the hornet’s nest. Now we’d better kill all the fucking hornets.