- Generation Kill (2008), Part 1: Get Some.

PERSON/COLBERT: [singing] Loving you is easy ‘cause you’re bare-chested. Making love to you is all I want to do. Loving you is more than just a dream come true. Everything that I do is out of love for you…

Generation Kill (2008), Part 2: The Cradle of Civilization.

TROMBLEY: Good dump, Sergeant?

COLBERT: Excellent. Shit my brains out. Not too hard, not too runny.

TROMBLEY: It sucks when it’s runny, and you have to wipe fifty times.

COLBERT: That’s not what I’m talking about. If it’s too hard or too soft, something’s not right. You might have a problem that affects combat readiness.

PERSON: And it should be a little bit acid, Trombley. Burn your asshole a little when it comes out.

COLBERT: Maybe on your little bitch asshole, Ray. From all the cock that’s been stuffed up it.

ESPERA: Man, we Marines are so homoerotic. It’s all we talk about. You ever realize how homoerotic this whole thing is?

- Generation Kill (2008), Part 1: Get Some.

COLBERT: We kicked the hornet’s nest. Now we’d better kill all the fucking hornets.